Babies. They're dumb.
And I'm not saying this like it's a bad thing. There are so many wonderful dumb things in this universe — Channing Tatum and novelty hot dog toasters are perhaps the best examples. And babies, unlike Channing Tatum, will grow out of it.
Parents can even take advantage of this unique period in their child's life to make them costumes they would never, over their tiny chubby body, wear if they were fully sentient.
There's never been a better time for this totally socially acceptable kind of exploitation than Halloween.
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