If I were a movie director and some intern passed a script to me that featured a candidate like Roy Moore, I would send them back to Oberlin immediately.
Audiences simply wouldn't believe that a caricature like this existed IRL.
Alas, Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore is just as bad as every post you've been too depressed to read says he is. Moore, who won Alabama's Republican Senate primary last night, is a former chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court and a gun-toting parody of a human.
You probably don't want to know much more about him. But he's the (incredibly early) favorite for Alabama's open Senate seat, so better get your sad facts straight now. Read more...
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