The 11 best and funniest tweets of the week

As my talented colleague Nicole Gallucci once said, quoting the great Lorelai Gilmore of Gilmore Girls, "Saturday is the day of pre-rest, so that way when you actually get to Sunday, you're rested enough to enjoy your rest."

Whether you're pre-resting or actual resting, you deserve to read these good tweets.

That's right, we here at Mashable have once again collected the best and funniest posts of the week. All for you.

So please enjoy, the 11 best and funniest tweets of the week.

1. The only tweet about The Slap I will be including

2. OK, sorry, sorry, sorry, just one more tweet about The Slap

3. An obligatory dril tweet

4. Let's hope the postal service has a...Plan Bee. Get it. Plan Bee.

5. Nice Q zip, my friend. Could you destroy me in hand to hand combat? My money is on yes.

6. Fresh fit, that is for certain. But what of God?

7. This is the internet we could've had. And we let is slip through our grasp.

8. Wow, lots of spouses are uncovering a love for The Bourne Identity these days.

9. To be fair, this is the exact same logic.

10. This is the way celebs should live. Just be as odd as possible.

11. And finally this,

via Zero Tech Blog