You can buy a purse shaped like poop because that's the world we live in now

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Here is a list of shapes that make sense for purses to assume:

Food
Adorable animals
A purse

You know what's not on that list? Poop.

And yet here we are, living in a world where you can buy a poop-shaped purse. The cross-body bag from ASOS was designed in collaboration with The Emoji Movie and includes a metal chain strap. There's a zipper enclosure across the top of the bag and a fabric lining inside.

If carrying around a purse that's shaped like dookie — albeit a smiling one — doesn't totally weird you out, then you can buy the bag here and get free shipping worldwide. Read more...

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