Y'all, this is some NSFW, super graphic, sometimes really disturbing stuff. You've been warned.
If we learned anything from watching American Pie, or from just living life, it's that men will put their penises in pretty much anything.
This past weekend, a Reddit user who goes by coconutthrowaway69 posted a truly graphic and supremely horrific story of his experience masturbating inside a coconut.
Basically, when he lived in humid, hot Mozambique, he made a hole in a coconut and made love to it many times over the course of a week. Then, (SORRY ABOUT THIS) maggots infested the coconut, without him knowing and got all over his penis during his last tryst with the plant. Read more...
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