Daenerys and Jon Snow are awful at the sex and it was so disappointing, can we please talk about why

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Jon Snow finally humped his aunt Daenerys. 

And it was terrible.

It was like two naked babies, planking. It was virginal, restrained, un-sexy sex in a show known for nothing if not splashy sex (sometimes literally). 

Questions:

  • Why were both pairs of legs closed? 

  • Why doesn't Jon Snow have body hair? 

  • Is Daenerys a sentient Willa™ doll

  • Had the two met before? Like ever

  • Were they quiet because they knew Tyrion was listening? 

  • Finally: Does Jon contour his ass?

(Sidenote: is he fucking her belly button here? WHAT IS GOING ON) http://pic.twitter.com/FlNqBMPSaH

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