Jon Snow finally humped his aunt Daenerys.
And it was terrible.
It was like two naked babies, planking. It was virginal, restrained, un-sexy sex in a show known for nothing if not splashy sex (sometimes literally).
Questions:
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Why were both pairs of legs closed?
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Why doesn't Jon Snow have body hair?
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Is Daenerys a sentient Willa™ doll?
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Had the two met before? Like ever?
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Were they quiet because they knew Tyrion was listening?
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Finally: Does Jon contour his ass?
(Sidenote: is he fucking her belly button here? WHAT IS GOING ON) http://pic.twitter.com/FlNqBMPSaH
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