President Trump has a big, beautiful plan to drain the Boy Scout swamp and replace it with something every child will love: yachts.
Trump delivered a speech to the Boy Scouts last night that addressed key themes in Scout history: his electoral victory, the size of his Inauguration crowd and orgies with famous men.
As only an outsider like Trump understands, President Obama somehow magically weakened the Scouts — and it's time they learned how to be real men like our heel spurred President.
Below is a list of recreational activities President Trump has recommended the Scouts take up if they have any interest in becoming real men/not turning into Nancy Pelosi. Read more...
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