Sean Spicer handed in his resignation letter to President Trump today and boy, are we worried.
Contrary to conventional guidance counselor wisdom, the man appears to have left his job without acquiring a new one. So angered was he by the administration's constant lies and deception — sorry, the appointment of Anthony Scaramucci — that he resigned, effective immediately.
Spicey, we'd love to help.
Below are a list of possible career options for Spicer now that he's free of Trump and able to go wherever his stocky heart pleases. Read more...
1. Reregister as an Independent and appear on MSNBC as a #NoMoreTrump conservative.
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