Very tall footballer tweets very good holiday joke

Peter Crouch is a former England player. He's 6'7'' tall.

Nowadays he plays in the Premier League for Stoke, and fills his spare time by going on holidays and sending good tweets.

Sometimes he combines the two:

Summer for me is about time with family http://pic.twitter.com/dtft1CZoyl

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) June 19, 2017

You can't go wrong with a mildly self-deprecating joke about height. 110,000 retweets and counting on that one.

Coming up with a better headline for that photo will be a tall order.

— Mark Clemmit (@MarkClemmit) June 19, 2017 Read more...