Blink twice if you need us to come save you, Rachel LindsayThe Bachelorette hasn't even premiered yet, and already, it seems like the producers are hellbent on making Rachel suffer as much as possible.
While professional reality television contestant Nick Viall had a pretty decent crop of accomplished women to choose from, Lindsay is stuck with a bunch of fucking clowns. Professions include "Tickle Monster" and "Whaboom." Even an "aspiring drummer" is not in the same league as an "aspiring dolphin trainer." (Miss you every day, Alexis.)
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via Zero Tech Blog
