Luke, I am your hospital technician.
Fans of Star Wars would assume that the evil Jedi Darth Vader died on the Death Star in The Return of the Jedi but they would be wrong. Vader is actually alive in Tennessee where he has been working as a technician in St. Francis Hospital-Bartlett for the past 10 years.
In a short video by the hospital's enterprising spokesman, Darth Vader Williamson (his real legal name) explained how his parents came to give him the very unique name. The short version is his dad was a huge Star Wars fan and his mom was under a lot of anesthesia. Read more...
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