The internet is debating how pants would wear pants, and dear god what have we done?

Do you have a minute? Are you sitting down? Good, because once again, the internet just provided the world with a real head-scratcher, and you're going to need to be comfortable for this one.

Twitter user bobby joined in on the great millennial tradition of throwing up a divisive question for the internet to fight over—and once again, it's about pants.

"Quick question," bobby asked Twitter with an infographic speculating if pants wore pants, how exactly would they wear them.