So, um, what if something is really wrong with April the Giraffe's baby?
What if we're all glued to a very boring livestream, that's about to become a super depressing, not-alive-stream?
Our obsession with April's bulging belly began innocently enough. In the weeks following Trump’s inauguration, the world yearned for something—anything—good to latch onto. And somehow, this totally random, pregnant giraffe filled the order.
We flocked to her livestream in droves, hoping to catch sight of the calf that her keepers swore was going to come tumbling out Any. Second. Now.
He or she would be covered in goop, but would emerge otherwise unspoiled, unmonetized, unmemed. Yet: As with everything on the internet, it was too good to be true. It hasn't shown up yet. Read more...
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